Showing posts with label prison. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prison. Show all posts

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Free our co-CEO!


Dana is now stuck in jail cell. She says she is innocent and claims this whole thing was a setup without a trial, but isn't that what they all say?

In any case, our beloved prisoner needs to raise L$250000 to recover her freedom. The money is being raised for Relay For Life for donation to fund research against cancer.

When I was writing those lines, she had raised L$64000. Come and add your own money to free our jailbird at http://slurl.com/secondlife/Haute%20Couture/30/9/21

Let's hope we hear more details about her lockup once she is free!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Another Murder in the Prision

I arrived back to my office this morning to find a stack of assignments that I have been putting off all week because of the wedding, only to find this had been shoved into the pile. Seems another messenger from the prison made it to the news office.
I must apologize for not getting it out sooner as it was covered in red smears marked urgent. Read our People section for the scoop.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Mafia Hit Foiled by Inmate


Violence has yet again erupted within the walls of Ghul Federal Prison.
For the full story read our People section

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Baron Convicted

I arrived at the office building this afternoon to find a black car outside. The window rolled down and a large envelope was dangled out by a delicate looking but manly hand. The transvestite who was inside the car simply said that I was to print this right away. Read our People section to find out what I just found out on the Baron's trial.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Baron and I, Part Deuce

When my fellow newsies and I had our scheduled meeting, one of the sticking points was Baron DeSantis being in the slammer in Ghul Prison. After IMing him through the cell phone he managed to find, we decided to try to teleport him over. It worked, and he was able to stick with us part of the time, including the group photo in which he sported a collar.
Read more in EXTRA EXTRA

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Reporter's Reputation in Shreds



Some days it just does not pay to be in the office alone. Or anywhere alone for that matter. Read our People section to see what has given Dashwood chills ...

Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Diary Of The Ghul Sink Freak

To read the next entry (Day 2 part 1) click here.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Breaking news - reporter arrested...........

We were settling in for a wonderful tea in the manor gardens the guests were starting to arrive I was looking forward to seeing Baron, as he had been away for some time, when suddenly in the employees group we got this message:
Baron DeSantis: Sorry folks.... have just been arrested and summoned to the Ghul Federal Prison for interrogation....

Reactions were immediate:
Gemma Cleanslate: good heavens
Breezes Babii: Baron how could you get so messed up?
dana Vanmoer: must be a mistake there is no truer gent in SL
Baron DeSantis: Sorry guys, but I am really in the **** have been arrested and now in an interview room, mind you the guard is cute :) OUCH
@&*.........
dana Vanmoer: oh no whats the charge?
Baron DeSantis: don't know yet eeek
Then later that evening we got more news from Baron:

Baron DeSantis: What the **** can someone get me a lawer!!
Baron DeSantis: OMG, they have stuck me in with a lunatic leather mmmmmmphhh
Baron DeSantis: Have been accused of exposing myself in a public urinal for Godssake...as if!!
Baron DeSantis: Anyone know a good lawer?
Not long after this conversation the Boss arrived and managed to get in to see Baron although not too sympathetic:
JamesT Juno: What happened?
Baron DeSantis: I .. AM.. IN.. PRISON for allegedly exposing myself in a george micheal fashion
JamesT Juno: How much do I have to pay to get you out?
Baron DeSantis: boss.. I did not do it!!
JamesT Juno: I know - but now stop crying - get a grip ! lets sort it out!
James managed to find out that if enough money was raised as a good will gesture to a charity then there was a good chance Baron would be released.
To help out please go to the main office at sunrise reef, out side the office, you will find an ACS (American Cancer Society) donation box - please donate whatever you can to help us get our reporter out! We only have a few days then we don't know what will happen (its rather worrying seeing 'the chair' in background behind the pictures that were sneaked to us) I hope he can hang in there, apparently there aren't even sinks in the cells just a toilet and a bed!
Dana Vanmoer

Monday, February 18, 2008

The Story of A ' Lifer'. by Baron DeSantis


As a follow up to my previous article on The Ghul Federal Prison, I was contacted (with the Governor’s permission) by inmate Krystal Lebed, a ‘lifer’ held at said establishment. Not knowing what to expect I contacted the prison and was informed that, yes, I could visit the convict and conduct an interview.
To read the full, in depth interview click here.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Baron Goes Behind Bars, Prison Bars That Is !!

Having had a real nightmare in RL for the last few months, I was sitting in the flat feeling like a prisoner, caught in the work/sleep/work cycle when it reminded me of a dread I have… getting arrested and put in prison. MMM I wonder if SL has….?
To read the full story click here or go to the Explore section.