Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Chapter 3

Wow! It's been awhile since my last update. I was on vacation for a week and playing catch up the past week and a half. Everything should start to settle down and return to normal soon though.
If you'll recall Brent won this generation's heir poll and has decided to follow in his mother's gardening footsteps. His lifetime want is to harvest eight different species of perfect plants. I must have been nuts to select that lifetime want. Lyla barely dabbled in it so all I really know how to do is keep the plants alive. How in the world can I get perfect plants!?!
Fiona, a close second for heir, has found her true love. I think people really like that she was a combo couch potato and genius. Zebulon is also a couch potato and genius. The really kicker though is he's also a party animal. I can so totally see Zebulon inviting all his friends over to watch the World Champion Chess Match on Pay-Per-View and hooting and hollering ever time a move was made. What a party that would be!
Zebulon really is quite the dork! Dexter may have been able to pull off the hanging suspenders look, but Zebulon would be better off throwing some jeans on. Oh, and that pony tail needs to go! It doesn't really matter what I think as long as Fiona's happy.
Fawn, the oldest child this gen, really is a nut job. She talks to herself, wears formal wear to work out and paints outside the lines.
Fiona's twin, Ginger, was an absolute delight as a toddler. I completely adored her. My, how things have changed. I have no hard feelings towards her but she's just boring. There's nothing really exciting going on with her and I keep trying to think of fun ideas for her but always fail. That being said, you may not see much of her anymore unless I'm able to come up with something exciting.
Grumpy Brent has joined the military. Now, he can moan and groan to his fellow co-workers about how hard it is to be him. I can't imagine how difficult it must be to inherit a four bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, fully furnished home with a comfortable sum of money in the bank to live off. Must be tough!
"Where are you off to?"
Dexter: "None of your business. I raised my four kids and achieved my lifetime want. Shouldn't that allow me some alone time?"
"That depends. What are you doing at the science lab?"
Dexter: "I guess you'll just have to wait and see."
"You better not be up to no good!"
"Oh my gosh! What is this?"
Dexter: "I...I thought I'd bring Eddie back from the dead."
"You what?"
Dexter: "Well, I got a phone call the other day asking if I'd be interested in bringing back a deceased family member. I gave it some thought and figured why not."
"I'll tell you why not. Look at Eddie. He's still a ghost! Clearly the experiment didn't work."
Dexter: "What's the big deal? He was a ghost before and is a ghost now. If that's the worst that could happen who cares. No harm done."
"No harm done!?! Eddie was a whack job when he was alive. Do you really think he'll be any better now that he's an unrested ghost?"
Dexter: "Hmm, maybe I should have chosen Constance."
"Too late now. He's your problem to deal with. Have fun explaining him to your wife and kids."
Fawn: "Augh! Why are you always so damn grumpy? You were chosen as the heir and get to inherit all of this. The rest of us will most likely be left to fend for ourselves. You're so lucky!"
Brent: "Oh, yeah. Lucky me. I have to stay here and continue the family line. Did anyone ever think to ask me what I wanted? Maybe I wanted to do something else with my life."
Fawn: "Yeah, like what?"
Brent: "I may have moved to Sunset Valley so I could see what all the hype is all about."
Fawn: "Oh, that could be cool. The voices in my head said they have a way cooler park then we have."
Lyla: "What's this I hear about you not wanting to be heir!?!"
Brent: "Augh! Not you too."
Lyla: "Listen here young man, I don't need your attitude! What's going on?"
Brent: "Fawn was being a brat and I just wanted to piss her off."
Lyla: "You know she's not well!"
Brent: "Yes, I know. She just makes me so crazy sometimes."
Lyla: "It doesn't matter. She's not in the right frame of mind. You have to cut her some slack."

Whew! I'm so glad I don't have a mom like Lyla. She's one tough cookie! At least it seems like she cares.
The twins are finally young adults. Ginger's lifetime want is to top the journalism career and Fiona's is to max out three skills. Ginger added the heavy sleeper trait to over emotional, brave, dislike children and friendly traits. Fiona added family oriented to her genius, couch potato, inappropriate and easily impressed traits.
I know it's actually against the legacy rules to have a sim brought back to life but I just wanted to see what would happen without having to play a different family. I was hoping Eddie would come back as a sim rather then a ghost but that didn't happen. As you can see he's still as mean as ever though. I'd like to go on the record and say the picture was totally not a setup. Somethings never change.
Fawn: "I know I'm like totally out there and don't usually make sense, but for some reason you like that. Am I right?"
Rahsaan: "Yes, you're a very unique creature who always leaves me thinking. I like that very much!"
Fawn: "What would you say to being my boyfriend? I've never had one before but think you'd make an excellent choice."
Rahsaan: "Really? That seems too conventional for you, but if that's what you want then I'll be your boyfriend."
Fawn: "Yes, that's what I want."
Fawn: "So, the plant actually talked to me."
Rahsaan: "Are you sure about that?"
Fawn: "Yes, it asked me to tell Brent to fertilize it with fish."
Rahsaan: "Fish? Yeah, I guess that couldn't hurt."
Fawn: "I'm sure it knew what it was talking about."
"Yo, Eddie. You're a ghost. Ghosts don't need to eat."
Eddie: "Don't be so sure of that. Thanks to your poor playing skills I'm stuck in limbo and am feeling hungry!"
"Yeah, so your need meter says. Well, what are we going to do about you?"
Eddie: "We? You got me into this mess, so you can get me out."
"Hmm...well, there's an option to go back into your grave?"
Eddie: "I'll take it!"
"Really. This is your second chance to make things right."
Eddie: "Ba hum bug! I don't want to right anything. Now, send me back to my grave!"
"As you wish."
And so off he went, back to haunt Constance in the afterlife.
Ginger: "How does my formal greeting sound?"
Fiona: "Not bad, but you should relax and be yourself."
Ginger: "My job is very important to me. If I don't know the right things to say to the right sim I could lose my notability."
Fiona: "I understand that but if you relax a bit you'll be more natural and most sims will like that much more then you knowing the right thing to say."
Ginger: "Good advice! So, how's the self-cleaning tub upgrade coming along?"
Fiona: "Almost there."
Well, at least she didn't go swimming in her formal wear...
The big day finally arrived. Brent and Ebony, childhood sweethearts, were tying the knot. Brent invited all their relatives including his sisters boyfriends over to help celebrate the joyuos event.
Everyone watched and cheered on as the happy couple exchanged vows and sealed their future together with a kiss. Nobody was more pleased with the wedding then Dexter. He had secretly been wishing for days that Brent would get married soon. He could rest easy now.
Well, he would rest later, after the reception. A dance party ensued after the vows were exchanged. While Brent and Ebony huddled together in each others arms Rahsaan and Dexter got down with their bad selves!
Of course, Fawn would be the only one who didn't bother dressing up for the occasion. At least she showed up and joined in the celebration though.
The wedding party was a huge success, but one unlucky sim got the pleasure of experiencing Lyla's wrath.
Lyla: "Young man, I understand you and Fiona are getting quite close."
Zebulon: "She's a wonderful young lady. I care about her very much."
Lyla: "Yes, she's quite a catch. When do you plan to make your relationship with her official?"
Zebulon: "What do you mean?"
Lyla: "Do you love her?"
Zebulon: "Yes."
Lyla: "Why haven't you proposed yet?"
Zebulon: "Um, well, um...we both just turned into young adults. I don't see what the rush is. We're seeing each other exclusively."
Lyla: "Hmm, I suppose you have a point. Well, as long as you're brightening her day for now that's enough."
If I didn't know better I would have thought Ebony had a bun in the oven when her and Brent tied the knot. However, I know better then that, they waited until they were married to woohoo. Generation four must have been conceived on their wedding night. Anyone curious what Ebony's traits are? Well, she is a computer whiz, genius, mean spirited, brave, light sleeper.
Ebony's lifetime want is to max out the logic skill and become a chess master. That works out perfectly for Fiona who is also trying to max out the logic skill for her lifetime want. I have a feeling these two will be good friends.
Ginger is continuing to see her teenage boyfriend, Ferby. Unlike Fiona and Zebulon, I don't know if he's the one for her though. No matter how irresistible Ferby finds Ginger the option to get engaged never shows up.
Brent: "How are my babies doing?"
Ebony: "Babies? What are you talking about? Do you know something I don't?"
Brent: "Relax, I was talking about you and the little one you're carrying."
Ebony: "Oh, phew! I'm not sure I could handle more then one. I have no idea how to raise a baby."
Brent: "Don't worry. My mom and dad are here to help us."
Ebony: "Are you sure you're mom's the right person to help?"
Brent: "Better not let her hear you say that. Trust me, she means well. She's just a little rough around the edges."
Oh look! A strike. Hey, is that Lyla? Of course she'd get involved in something like this. She's all about creating problems. I bet she doesn't know or even care what the cause is for. Just so long as she gets to rant.
Dexter: "It's been much too long since we had ourselves a little woohoo."
Lyla: "Dare I say it's been since the twins were conceived."
Dexter: "Gosh, I hope not."
Lyla: "Hey, narrator person."
"Who me?"
Lyla: "Yes, do you mind? My husband and I would like some privacy!"
"Right. I'm leaving."
Brent and Ebony's first born is a bouncing baby boy. His name is Dante and his traits are insane and grumpy. What an intersting combo. He should be fun!
Ebony has invited her first ranked chess match opponent over and it went very well. She easily beat her first opponent as well as the next couple. However, she's now stuck trying to beat the next one. She's already lost a few times to him so maybe she should build up her skill level a bit more before trying again.
Wow! I was so not expecting this already. I don't even know how old she was when she died. I totally thought she'd live at least into her nineties but I'm not sure she even made it into her eighties. She was such a great addition to this legacy. I'm sad to see her go.
Lyla certainly brought a lot of spark to this legacy. There weren't too many dull moments with her around. If she wasn't screaming or arguing with someone she was playing in the sprinkler. Ah, the sprinkler...she loved it. Whenever she got a chance she would shake her booty at the shooting water and sing!
Lyla's death made Fawn realize how important Rahsaan is to her and how short life truly can be. They had never talked about marriage let alone being in a relationship together, but that didn't stop Fawn from proposing. Rahsaan knew she wasn't one for thinking clearly but he seemed to love her anyways.
There was a slight hesitation and a moment of shock, but once Rahsaan realized Fawn wasn't joking he accepted her proposal. They were married immediately. Before anyone could even wrap their heads around the idea, Fawn had packed her bags and moved in with Rahsaan. Dexter and Brent were both relieved to see she found someone to take care of her. Secretly, Brent had been very concerned that Fawn was going to die a spinster in his newly inherited home.
Fiona's much more rational in her relationship with Zebulon. She wants to master three skills before she settles down to start a family For now these two are happy just watching tv together. Marriage is certainly in their future though.
All the stress of caring for a newborn is making Ebony extra cranky.

Fiona: "How's little Dante?"
Ebony: "He's too much work!"
Fiona: "I'm so glad my mom was able to at least see one of her grandkids before she died."
Ebony: "I don't want to talk about your mom. She was a llama! She always spit out her opinions and never let anyone do as they wanted."
Fiona: "Don't talk that way about her. She may not have always been the nicest sim but she definitely cared about her family."
Ebony: "Yeah, yeah, I've heard this same old song and dance from Brent already. I don't need to hear it from you too."
Fiona: "Okay, I'm going to walk away now. You're obviously a bit stressed out."
Ginger: "Sush, sush...you're auntie Ginger's ears hurt. She doesn't like crying babies so please stop crying. Augh! Would you just stop already! I don't know how your parents do it. This is the best birth control ever!"
Dexter: "BAM!"
"Uh-oh, have you been watching Emeril?"
Dexter: "I can't believe I've missed out on it all these years. It's a great show!"
"Uh-huh."
Dexter: "What?"
"Well, it's just that his whole BAM trademark gets a little old after awhile."
Dexter: "It's a good thing I'm old then."
Speaking of being old, Dexter seriously misses Lyla. The two really were in love with each other. His heart's broken now that she's past on.
It looks like baby #2 is on the way! I'm sure that'll just put Ebony in an even better mood.
Whoa! What the heck is this all about. She better take Dante back inside right now. Strangers can't abduct babies in the sims, can they?
Oh phew! I guess they can't. Thanks goodness. She could have taken him back inside though. Geesh!
Brent decided to throw a birthday party for Dante. He's still sleeping but the guests are starting to arrive.

Ebony: "Sis, guess what?"
Danelle: "You're pregant?"
Ebony: "Yeah. How did you know?"
Danelle: "You're starting to show."
Ebony: "Oh, I suppose I am."
Fiona: "Can we have lots of little babies when we get married? I want a large family. How does that sound?"
Zebulon: "Whatever you want my love."
Fiona: "I can already picture us sitting on the couch with are children watching the latest kid cartoons."
Zebulon: "That sounds wonderful!"
I was a bit too late in getting Dante to the cake quick enough so he grew up on his own. I thought for sure that would mean a bad party but the guests all had a great time. I wonder if Dexter's skillful guitar moves had anything to do with that. I'm sure it didn't hurt.
Fiona: "Oh, I can't wait to have little babies like you. I guess you're not exactly a baby anymore though, huh? You're a big boy now. We'll have to teach you how to walk and talk and use the potty soon. How does that sound? Fun, right!"
As Fiona was putting Dante into bed Ebony was giving birth to a little girl. Her name is Melanie and she's a genius and athletic. Dante will probably be more fun but we'll see. There's plenty of time to decide on an heir.

I need some guidance from all you talented simmers out there. What can I do to increase the chance of Brent harvesting perfect plants? He managed to grow a perfect apple tree but I'm having trouble getting other plants above outstanding. He has the green thumb lifetime reward and I'm having him fertilize the plants with steaks, lobsters and high quality fruits/veggies. Would a different type of fertilizer work better? Any and all advice and suggestions are welcome.

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