Hello, it's been a cold morning for the majority of us in the metaverse, but temperatures have been rising quickly across the grid, producing a generally fair outlook. Hurricane 1.17.0 has yet to touch down on the mainland, however it continues to menace coastwaters off to the south-east. Despite this, the hurricane has caused major outages of search across the continent, leaving many residents stranded in strip clubs and shopping malls and causing significant lag in the north. The advice is to avoid travelling from home if possible.On to the subcultures report and there has been significant change. In the north a new front of low-lying, high-drama, storm clouds, populous moralitus, is pushing its way south, driving under everything before it. This has produced a chain reaction, forcing fronts of Goreans, BDSM and Furries into the midlands overnight, producing rumbles of thunder for the majority of us.Further south this has isolated the previous neko formations into an airy of high kawaii, for which you might need an umbrella. This is particularly true for the far south, where a high outbreak of drama has lead to an otherkin front developing, producing many tears of laughter.Current predictions suggest this northern front will continue to press down on the grid, weakening and dispersing the subcultures to the south and ushering a long period of grey, bleak weather.On to the hysteria levels and we can see that the combined forces of a strong morality front and the looming hurricane 1.17.0 have sent most of the region into very, very unsettled atmospheric conditions, particularly in the northeast, where the general picture is now of barbeques, force fifteen, with slightly milder conditions in the west. In the south the picture is generally more lulzy, it is expected that as the front pushes south, the weather will worsen for the rest of us over coming weeks.In summary then: Oh no.(Khamudy Mannonen will be bringing us his meteorological metaverse report on a semi-regular basis, so watch this space)
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