The Second Life Weather Forecast with Khamudy Mannonen

For the 28th July 2007.

Brought to you by Khamudy Mannonen and the SL Newspaper.

Scene of the Imogen Sign.

Good Morning. Recent environmental changes within the Metagrid have significantly reduced local variability for many of us, the general picture is one of blue, sunny skies across the continent. Those of us out in the Northwest may experience some problems after a blob of jam from a Linden sandwich entered the mainframe servers, causing a loss of physics in several areas, causing residents to fall through any solid object they happen to be sitting on.The Met Office has issued a weather warning for those on the East coast following a sudden drop in pressure causing many attachments to relocate themselves upon one's personage. Whilst this may be somewhat uncomfortable for the majority, owners of prim eyes are reminded to check themselves before leaving their homes.

By contrast the subculture reports show a much more mixed picture, largely prompted by a massive westward pushing front of Linden enforcers being drawn into a collapsing area of Gamblers. There is a high risk of storms in this region as a largely inert, but glittery, front to the south and an unusual superkawaii cloud formation in the northwest have held, gradually pushing the Linden front further northwards.In the far north flashes of lightening and outbreaks of grief continue to occur between three highly active subculture fronts.

The collapsing gambler front has had a significant impact on idocee indices, the meteorological method by which we measure an individuals connection to reality, although the levels recorded are not directly comparable with the subculture situation and reflect a more general malaise.The aggressive pushing in of the Linden front and the damage being caused to properties deemed as being "risk" orientated has triggered a large wave of idocee that has swept northwards. Local reports indicate many now believe the approaching front has caused the value of a Linden to drop to a parity with the green bean, the abolition of all freedoms except the right to "rinse and repeat" and that a rolling programme will begin censoring all words except "cuddly".The general advice is to avoid anywhere with large crowds of people or card games and ensure you wear a tinfoil hat at all times in public.

Whilst many in the media are reacting in a hysterical fashion, this reporter wishes to assure his viewers that the makers of the Second Life Weather forecast believe the stories of a sanitising of Second Life to be a fabrication based on unfounded fears. The producers wish to inform the public that this report will remain at the cutting edge of meteorological activity on the grid and we will not water down the information we feel you need to fully enjoy your Second Life.

This is Khamudy Mannonen for Second Life Weather, wishing you a very good day.